It's a what?

I wrote this back in the stone ages too, but it's my absolute favorite of my poems. I don't know why I like it so much, it was just kind of... fun, I guess.

Ok, I've polished it a little. Not as much as the first one I did! ^_^

It’s a…what?

The newsboy shouted through out the town
Extra! Extra! Tis doom we’re all bound!
Women would screamed and hide in their hut
There it goes! It’s a…what?
Men shouted; it was time for people to go
Packed ‘em up, wrapped and tied in bow
The cows were frightened; they gave a cowardly ‘moo’
Wait! There it is! No! It ate…who?
All of the people had scattered,
The town was shattered
The horses were gone, and the fierce grizzly bear
What did you say? It’s headed…where?
Everyone worried, the people despaired
The only love left was a self-care.
To their beloved home, everyone cried good-bye
Huh? What’s that? It’s here because why?
Now they’re all gone, I’m the last one here
These simple people shed their final tear
I regret that I’m dying, since it’s coming my way
I’ll tell you what it is
It’s a…It’s a…
CHOMP